🪶 on TON blockchain · $UTIA

a seagull
with a stupidly
big beak.

$UTIA is a crudely drawn memecoin starring the most relatable bird on the internet. chaos, stickers, vodka, vibes.

no wallet? you already have one — GRAM lives inside your Telegram.

utia
$UTIA🪶это прекрасно🪶on TON🪶минуточку🪶buy the bird🪶no thoughts head empty🪶$UTIA🪶это прекрасно🪶on TON🪶минуточку🪶buy the bird🪶no thoughts head empty🪶

what even is utia?

UTIA is a chaotic seagull born from a sticker pack that captured every relatable mood: dragging a shovel at 3am, drinking vodka with the boys, sitting on a pile of cash, crying because это прекрасно.

now utia is a token on TON. same chaotic energy, now with a contract address.

contract · TON

the flock

every mood you've ever had, drawn in 30 seconds with a fat marker.

just utia.

just utia.

digging your grave

digging your grave

vodka o'clock

vodka o'clock

too cool

too cool

money money money

money money money

look behind you

look behind you

vroom vroom

vroom vroom

это прекрасно

это прекрасно

минуточку

минуточку

absolute legend

absolute legend

stickers by @milakaravai

the lore

utia is not just a bird. utia is the spiritual reincarnation ofЭдуард Константинович Агунович— a soviet film actor whose energy was clearly too chaotic for one lifetime, so it leaked into a seagull.

proof? the official merch shop is called utiaofficial on redbubble and eduardkonstantinovich on sticked. you can't fake destiny.

certified soviet vibes

how to buy

four steps. a child could do it. probably has.

1

open Telegram

you already have a GRAM wallet inside your Telegram account. no downloads, no seed-phrase rituals.

2

grab some TON / GRAM

top up via the wallet inside Telegram — bank card, crypto, whatever works.

3

swap on dedust

click the big red button below. confirm the swap. congrats, you own a seagull.

4

post stickers, hold forever

join the chat, spam utia, achieve enlightenment.

buy!