$UTIA is a crudely drawn memecoin starring the most relatable bird on the internet. chaos, stickers, vodka, vibes.
no wallet? you already have one — GRAM lives inside your Telegram.





UTIA is a chaotic seagull born from a sticker pack that captured every relatable mood: dragging a shovel at 3am, drinking vodka with the boys, sitting on a pile of cash, crying because это прекрасно.
now utia is a token on TON. same chaotic energy, now with a contract address.
contract · TON
every mood you've ever had, drawn in 30 seconds with a fat marker.

just utia.

digging your grave

vodka o'clock

too cool

money money money

look behind you

vroom vroom

это прекрасно

минуточку

absolute legend
stickers by @milakaravai
utia is not just a bird. utia is the spiritual reincarnation ofЭдуард Константинович Агунович— a soviet film actor whose energy was clearly too chaotic for one lifetime, so it leaked into a seagull.
proof? the official merch shop is called utiaofficial on redbubble and eduardkonstantinovich on sticked. you can't fake destiny.
certified soviet vibesfour steps. a child could do it. probably has.
you already have a GRAM wallet inside your Telegram account. no downloads, no seed-phrase rituals.
top up via the wallet inside Telegram — bank card, crypto, whatever works.
click the big red button below. confirm the swap. congrats, you own a seagull.
join the chat, spam utia, achieve enlightenment.
a seagull is nothing without his chaotic friends.
buy!